i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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