Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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