I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The ass gains better be worth it
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