Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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