How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
