i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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