Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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