I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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