nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
the raccoons are back...
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