When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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