Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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