Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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