well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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