and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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