Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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