just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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