I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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