Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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