im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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