What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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