with your own penis?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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