just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The air was thick with penises
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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