Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't deserve a penis
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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