I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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