return my video game
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Randomize
