i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish you could order shots online.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
