Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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