I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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