I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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