I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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