Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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