this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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