This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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