I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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