only if we run a train.
done.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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