new low.... made out with someone while peeing
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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