Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
