Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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