Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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