Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Do you still have your period?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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