I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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