piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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