You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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