yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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