My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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