Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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