do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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