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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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