Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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