Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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