You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
